MAIN ROUND OOC INTRO POST

[calloperators]

"It looks like you've been busy since we last met."
Welcome to the 1-800-HOTLINE main round! Thank you very much for joining us. This Sunday, June 2nd, we will be putting up the IC mingle log on 1_800_hotline community. If you have any questions, feel free to ask either of the mods, Blank blankblankity or Everett wolfnoir

Feel free to comment below introducing yourself and the character you'll be playing! Feel free to also join our discord chat for plotting or talking about murder and 80's music.

Now sit back, relax, and let yourself drift away....

Comments

[iote]

Hello! I am Dal, it's been a while since I murdergamed but my history is here - the tl;dr of it is that I've been in a bunch, and was the other mod out at Trustfell!

I'm going to be bringing you King Michalis of Macedon, from Fire Emblem, specifically New Mystery of the Emblem if anyone is counting! He's the physical embodiment of Sometimes People Just Suck, he has a long history of being a disaster of a human being and he's going to see literally no reason to stop now. ...He rules over a bunch of barbarians, bandits, and a disproportional number of nuns, and he has the exact personality one would think he does given that.

Feel free to add me on plurk (InstantEternity); I'm in EST but my hours are a little weird, and I'm recovering from a serious health complication that ended in surgery so my apologies in advance if anything is a little weird for a while. I'm looking forward to playing with all of you!

[rainblower]

Hello!!! It's good to see you in the game! Gosh reading over what this guy is like makes me excited to see him in the game...even though I don't Fire Emblem it seems that a lot of characters have issues regarding their parents lmao. I hope everything is well regarding your health and I hope you enjoy what we have planned for you guys!

[iote]

...BETWEEN XANDER AND MICHALIS WE HAVE SOMETHING OF AN UNFORTUNATE SAMPLING OF CHARACTERS IN THE PARENTAL DEPARTMENT HERE, WOW. I promise they are not all like this, some people actually have good sane parents but these characters are not it, lmao. Michalis is a shitshow, though, and I apologize in advance for whatever veritable torrent of dumbassery he may rain down on this game simply because he has never made a single good decision in his life.

I'm looking forward to whatever you've got in store for us, and I hope the game runs well for you guys!

[rainblower]

the factoid that every fire emblem has a tragic parent story is false. Michalis and Xander are outliers and should not have been counted

[iote]

i mean

michalis did something about his problems with his father

it was not in a way anyone appreciated or approved of

but he very much did do something about it

[rainblower]

boy did he!!!!!!!!!!

[iote]

everyone else kind of has tragic parents but they're more, uh

proper parental tragedies

as opposed to garon over there, whom nobody deserves, and everything going on with the macedon royalty, which nobody asked for

...we all have parental issues but i promise most of us have the decorum to just be orphans or something